Uh oh. I see a trend. As texts decrease, tweets increase. #howlongwillthislast #twss
Dangerously illogical tweet. One must first assume that @laughterislife @tiffany_grace13 possess any semblance of style for School to cramp.
6 bottles of Beringer. You tell me how my night will be. #thanksgivingpartdeux http://t.co/1B8qfPVn
I’m at Kyle Field for Texas Longhorns vs. Texas A&M Aggies (Texas A&M University, 161 Wellborn Rd, College Station) http://t.co/c9dlDnQ0
Friends, family, food. #thanksgiving
The hardest part about letting go or change is convincing yourself that it’s the right thing to do.
Cans in the kitchen - boring. Cups in the garage - typical. Bottles in the bathroom - epic. #someonehadagoodnight http://t.co/89lkMohd
Water duty - I hate you @TamuPhilsa #foreveralone #concessions http://t.co/BrxXRwke
RT @yvette_dibs: but i just hate sleeping alone
It’s Thursday. Who’s down for Hatters?
Tasteole water hahahahaha
No tests this week, except for the daily struggle to #staypositive
Or when I’m full. Or in between. RT @itsaljonnn: I can’t study when i’m hungry
Bro. @MrGQFiG I forgot I was gonna tweet.
No matter what I say, I’m not…
Tuna and salmon onigiri? Mm. RT @TYzabel: Recent cravings: Onigiri from family mart, hawaiian pineapple pizza, milk tea, and hi-chew. #mhmm
Wait… What happened? RT @laughterislife: ALSO. MAN OF THE HOUR. @krsldraa HAHAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JANK.
So much for that. #whytry
Does it count as flirting if a girl playfully laughs/smiles at my fear of spiders? Oh God, I think it’s in my backpack. #awkwardbusstopstory
It’s a whatever kind of day #sickandtired
“Second grader?” “No, ‘segregated.’” @ohmylanta14